You may have heard that California is the land of the nuts, fruits and flakes and no where is that more apparent than in San Francisco where big dummies with Utopian Liberal views attempt to tell everyone else what to do.

The flakes are everywhere but predominantly in Los Angeles, where no one does what they promise to do and every one is a friend to the stars. They run around name-dropping all day and pretending to be important when in reality they are all a bunch of flakes. Id give you $3.00 for all of them.

Remember the Hotel California, well indeed they have their nuts too, but it is not just those in the mental hospitals, as there are enough wacked out nuts in that state to fill every jar of Planters Peanuts until their next 100-year birthday party?

As far a fruits, well those are homosexuals and if you are homophobic you try to stay away from them, although that is rather tough, as there are more homosexuals or Girlie Men in California than any other state and yes they vote; as well as march in those parades which you laugh at for while until you get rather sick to your stomach you see?

Fortunately with all these truths said, California is the seventh largest economy in the World if it stood by itself and it is a great market indeed. So what kind of marketing works best there?

Well politically correct, but rather outrageous marketing works best of course. Colorful, catchy and cool and if you have those components then you are well on your way to Marketing your company to the; Land of the Nuts, Fruits and Flakes. Consider this in 2006.